Get Me to the “Poll” on Time: Register Before 31-3-2007

Sing to the tune of Get Me To The Church On Time

How much time I’ve got left, Alfie

There's just a few more hours.
That's all the time you've got. A few more hours
Before they “cast the vote”.

There are drinks and girls all over KL,
and I've gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours!
Set up me darling

I'm “going voting” in the morning! Ding dong!
The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper! But get me to the “poll” on time!
I gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime.
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
But get me to the “poll” on time!

If I am dancin' Roll up the floor.
If I am whistlin' Whewt me out the door!
For I'm “going voting” in the mornin'
Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime.
Kick up a rumpus But don't lose the compass;
And get me to the “poll”, Get me to the “poll”,
For Gawd’s sake, get me to the “poll” on time!

I'm “going voting” in the morning
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Some bloke who's able Lift up the table,
And get em to the “poll” on time!
If I am flying Then shoot me down.
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

For I'm “going voting” in the morning!
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Feather and tar me;
Call out the Army; But get me to the “poll”.
Get me to the “poll”...
For Goodsake, get me to the “poll” on time!

He’s “going voting” in the morning! Ding dong!
The bells are gonna chime. Pull out the stopper!
Let's have a whopper! But get me to the “poll” on time!
He’s gotta be there in the mornin'
Spruced up and lookin' in his prime.
Girls, come and kiss me;
Show how you'll miss me.
But get me to the “poll” on time!

If I am dancin' Roll up the floor.
If I am whistlin' Whewt me out the door!
For he’s “going voting” in the mornin'
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
Drug me or jail me, Stamp me and mail me.
But get me to the “poll”, Get me to the “poll”,
For Gawd's sake, get me to the “poll” on time!

Girls, come and kiss him;
Show how we'll miss him.
But get him to the “poll” on time!

Kick up a rumpus Don't lose the compass
But get him to the “poll” on time

If I am flying Then shoot me down.
If I am wooin',
Get her out of town!

He’s “going voting” in the morning!
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime
Some bloke who's able Lift up the table,
Get me to the “poll” on time!

Starlight is reelin' home to bed now.
Mornin' is smearin' up the sky. “KL” is wakin'.
Daylight is breakin'. Good luck, old chum,
Good health, goodbye.

I'm “going voting” in the mornin'
Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime...
Hail and salute me Then haul off and boot me...
And get me to the “poll”, Get me to the “poll”...
For Gawd's sake, get me to the “poll” on time!

-- Get Me To The Church On Time, My Fair Lady” (1964)