Sunday, January 18, 2015

The passing of an old friend


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. 

No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. 

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: 


- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm; 
- Life isn't always fair; 
- And maybe it was my fault. 

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. 

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. 

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. 

Common Sense lost the will to live as the places of worships became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. 

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. 

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. 

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason. 

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers; 
- I Know My Rights 
- I Want It Now 
- Someone Else Is To Blame 
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing 

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing...

(Message from a Tun in our Whats App)

* Not a bad idea to revive Common Sense of those around us or the least our reader ... 

Something to ponder.for next week.



3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Common Sense doesn't make Sense anymore for the human mind filled with filth.

Have we lost the plot with all the shitty things that are happening around the world.....vis-a-vis Malaysia?

ie. Humanity with All Humility Gone Missing?

Very much like the posting ABITW.

Melayu Luar Negara

Anonymous said...

Sir, One of the 3 Golden Attributes to be a Prime Minister is COMMONSENSE eg.

1. Commonsense
2. The Ability to Think out of the Box.
3. Compassion.

Anonymous said...

Good Bye Common Sense..

Welcome NoN Sense!!

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