Thursday, July 08, 2021

... no idea ... blame you ... put them in Parliament


Agency: "Sir, we found three candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?" 

Managing Director: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:

1) If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts dept. 

2) If they are re-counting the bricks, put them in Auditing

3) If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, put them in Engineering

4) If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning

5) If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations

6) If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  

7) If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology

8) If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources

9) If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, put them in Sales

10) If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing

11) If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning

And....... 

12) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management

13) If they however have no idea of what the bricks are, and they blame you for what they ought to do, put them in Parliament... 

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Feel free to add on in the comment section

* Joke forwarded from Dato Paduka Ibrahim Ali, PERKASA and PUTRA Presidents




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

5 PERKARA SAYA NAK WAKIL RAKYAT SAYA BAWA KE PARLIMEN PADA 26 JULAI 2021

1. PERBANYAKAN PEMBELIAN DAN PEROLEHAN VAKSIN OLEH KERAJAAN MALAYSIA.

2.KAEDAH PEMBERIAN SUNTIKAN VAKSIN LEBIH MENYELURUH MENERUSI:

- menggunakan kaedah pandu lalu di R&R terpilih di seluruh negara. R&R ini mempunyai kemudahan OKU, khidmat restoran makanan utk frontliner dan rakyat bungkus bawa pulang serta banyak infra lagi. Pemilik gerai makanan di R&R ini boleh berniaga, rakyat boleh bungkus makanan bawa pulang dan fronliner boleh juga makan utk sentiasa bertenaga menjalankan tugas.

3. KEUTAMAAN KEPADA PEMBUKAAN DAN PERLAKSANAAN INSENTIF EKONOMI LEBIH TERATUR BERDASARKA PERATURAN, SOP DAN LUNAS UNDANG UNDANG SEDIA ADA.

- memastikan agar semua jaringan ekonomi mendapat faedah dari pada semua insentif ekonomi yang telah kerajaan laksanakan serta ketatkan penguatkuasaan.
Cth: Insentif cukai keatas pemilik Gedung. Pihak Gedung dan tuan punya premis perniagaan hendaklah menyediakan diskaun kepada penyewa sewaktu PKP, PKPB dan PKPD kerana dalam waktu tersebut rakyat tidak boleh berkunjung, kedai mesti di tutup TETAPI penyewa pula mesti menyelesaikan sewa premis.

Beban ekonomi hendaklah di pikul bersama oleh setiap unit ekonomi agar rakyat tidak jadi mangsa.

4. SEKTOR PENDIDIKAN DI BUKA DENGAN LEBIH SISTEMATIK MENGGUNAKAN PERANTI BERKUALITI SERTA INFRA PENDIDIKAN DI KEMASKINI DAN DI MAJUKAN SEPENUHNYA.

- Cth: Tenaga pengajar berkualiti dan latihan
peranti yang bermutu tinggi dan memiliki daya tahan lebih baik
TV pendidikan lebih mantap dari segi siaran dan mutu persembahan

5. WAKIL RAKYAT PARLIMEN DAN SENATOR DI DEWAN NEGARA MOHON JANGAN JADI BADUT TETAPI FOKUS KEPADA PERMASALAHAN RAKYAT KERANA RAKYAT MAHU, MENUNTUT DAN INGINKAN WAKIL RAKYAT MEREKA LEBIH KREDIBILITI, INTEGRITI, AMANAH DAN WIBAWA DALAM MEMBELA NASIB RAKYAT.

Sekian harap maklum

Rakyat Marhaen

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Anonymous said...

If they can arrange the bricks and mortar in the right formation make sure they find employment elsewhere.

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